I Digress: This Month on Animal Spotlight

The motto for July is: defend what you believe to be yours even if it belongs to someone else.

That"s not what I heard!

Did you say "woodchuck" of "quilt shop?"
Did she ask me, "How did you shit?" or "How did you sit?" (smb)
"Did you say my penis heavy or my pen......is heavy" (the office mate)
"Did that drag queen she say "hell in a hand basket" or that her name was Helena Hanbasket?"
"Did he say hunger pang or that he was Hunga Pang (from Thailand)?"
did you say, "porn star" or "sport bra?" (smb)
did Heidi Klum say, "Impeccable job" or "pick a blow job" ? (smb)
did she say, "nice workout?" or "I pushed a fart out?" (smb)
did he say, "hairy fishnuts" or "Hare Krishnas"?(opus)
did he say, "righteous" or "rat shit?"(smb)
did Mick say, "don’t leave your pizza burnin’" or "I won’t be your beast of burden" (the stepmom)
Did Elton say, “Tony Danza" or "tiny dancer”? (bg rugger)
Did he say, 'hide the cheese" or "hi bitches?" (smb)